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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
Just trying to find myself/
In this dark, mysterious world we live in/ With only the stars to guide me/
To where I belong.
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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*

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| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
|---|---|
| me: | not with that attitude |
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